I'm happy to oblige. My name is Allan Sorensen, and Tod and I know each other quite well, though we've never met either. There are many behaviours of Tod that are puzzling and contradictory and claims that turn out to have little value. I've chronicled many of them for the past year, trying to make a point and to amuse myself. And, Tod seems amused as well. But, as usual, he'll eventually change his mind.