A frivolous meme on Twitter tonight was #nicertitle; re-write the title of a film to make it just a little big more pleasant.

Here's my efforts (real name in brackets):

  • Unhealthily Obsessive Attraction (Fatal Attraction)
  • Romper Tread-Lightly-er (Romper Stomper)
  • OK, I Have Some Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (No Sympathy for Lady Vengeance)
  • The Unauthorized Diversion of Pelham 123 (The Taking of Pelham 123)
  • The Good, the Anti-Social and the Aesthetically-Challenged (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)
  • Ichii the Kisser (Ichii the Killer)