In My Market Bakery in Kensington Market, there is the following notice:
Did you lose your machete?
We may have it!
Skill testing question required!
The rightful owner either hasn't been by to claim it, or hasn't passed the skill-testing question requirement.
The gals who work there tell me it's a nice machete, with a fairly stylish sheath.
This leaves me wondering why the owner doesn't step forward. I mean, if you lost your machete, wouldn't you know? And wouldn't you want it back? And if not, why not?