Afterthoughts
Sometime in the early 1990s, I was up in Saskatoon covering a legal conference. There was a horrible thunderstorm, that unbeknownst to me at the time, spawned a small tornado.
This twister damaged no property and caused no injuries. The normally excitable Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, the Regina Leader-Post's sister paper, showed restraint by doing "only" 11 stories. I always wondered what they would have done to top that had there been death and destruction.
Anyways, some woman shows up in Regina that night with what she says are pictures of the tornado. She took them with a Kodak Instamatic and they were basically as full-frame as what the NYT highlighted above.
She was reportedly blasé about it, but our shooters shat themselves when they saw the pics. She apparently didn't realize she'd put her life in great danger.
Reminds me of the following song (name the artist!):
Texas tornado
Comin' down from the sky
Texas tornado
Lord I don't wanna die!
Texas tornado
The Lord's gonna see us through
Texas tornado
Be careful it don't get you
Skip ahead to the late 1990s. I'm now working at the Western Producer, a weekly agricultural newspaper in Saskatoon. A guy comes in, and does he have a story to tell!
He rented a front-end loader to do some work on a place south of Swift Current, in the province's southwest. He's beavering away when he sees a twister coming! He phones the machine's owner in a panic and asks for advice. "Hold on!" is what he is told. So he does.
This little twister passes right over him. He's inside a tornado.
The twister bangs him around a bit, but it's small and the machine's large, so he survived. After the twister hits, he's in the cab, panting and thanking his lucky stars. His cellphone, which had fallen to the floor, rings. It's the RCMP. The owner had phoned the cops, and they phoned the guy to tell him to watch out -- another one might be coming!
He watched as the second twister blew apart a building.
Where might you expect this story to play in a newspaper crying out for good human-interest stories?
If you guessed page 17, you'd be right.
It didn't manage to push the usual "Dull politician makes boring pronouncement" story off the front page.
I wince about that to this day -- and no, I didn't write that story; I just don't like to see great yarns like that get buried. I still haven't heard about a second person who was inside a tornado and lived.