As the only media outlet covering this historic election, The Onion will again double the size of its War For The White House staff to provide uninterrupted coverage of the results on November 4th and 5th.

 

Included in our unprecedented and unmatched offering will be up-to-the-minute exit polling data and voter suppression incidents, covering not just voters, but non-voters as well. In addition to comprehensive print and video coverage, we will offer live blogging from the best political blog team in the blogosphere. Finally, once the results are in, we will provide the most critical piece of election analysis: a complicated, multi-colored map.

 

Tune in to our election coverage on November 4th and 5th at www.theonion.com