I don't blog very much about celebrities, but because I've been giggling for a few hours about Sarah Silverman's thermonuclear one-liner aimed at Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards, I feel compelled to record it here.

From Hollyscoop:

"In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail.

"The judge says that it's going to be a no-frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment.

"As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it's wrong, too. I just worry that she's going to break her teeth on those things."

Then I saw the clip on YouTube.

I'd have to give the joke writing an A and the delivery a B.