The Rev. Ted Haggard, after weeks of intensive counselling in the wake of revelations he had dallied with a male prostitute, has emerged convinced he is "completely heterosexual," declared one of the ministers overseeing him.

"That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing," said the Rev. Tim Larkspur in an AP story on CTV.ca.

Congratulations to Rev. Haggard for successfully navigating this journey of self-discovery! :)

Good luck to him as he follows his counsellors' advice to leave Colorado Springs, Col. and move to a quieter place! Here's wishing him well as he also follows their advice to find a more secular way to make a living!

And, as always in these types of stories, file under 'Schadenfreude.'