I was riding the Scarborough Rapid Transit line on Wednesday when two young women started talking about bachelorette parties.

One says she knew of one girl who had a midget stripper entertain at her "sweet 16" party, "and he even gave her a lap dance."

Says the other: "That's kind of funny."

Well, I certainly thought so! :)

Now, those who follow celebrity gossip much, much more closely than I do inform me that some professional party girls have themselves hired such entertainment for their own all-girl soirees.

Who knew?

Who cares?