Does your theory have anything to do with climate change deniers?

Yes. I believe the Beeb, the climate change deniers, the aliens and the freemasons are all working together to keep the truth about Elvis hidden from the world.

He lives! Elvis lives! :)

Why else would the Beeb ignore the Elvis angle? Trust me, they know something. :)

Instead of being flippant about conspiracies, you'd do better to apply your god-given brain cells to the evidence and see what merit or otherwise there are in these theories. You owe it to the human race. You're not put on the earth to waste yourself on this verbal garbage. Wake up for pete's sake.

Actually, I thought I was put on this earth to produce verbal garbage.

But maybe you have better insights as to why I was put here than I do.

God, is that you?

Ha! We're into the meaning of life and what to do with God-given talents.
I'm wondering what God-given talents the Loch Ness Monster is wasting? Where does Yeti fit into pete's God's plan, for pete's sake? Doesn't Yeti owe it to his race to come out from hiding? Unless he's been abducted by aliens, that is.
Keep up the good work, Bill. It seems all you need to do to flush out a genuine conspiracy theorist is to use the word "conspiracy" in a blog title.
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I would argue Yeti and Nessie are mysteries, not conspiracies.

Unless there's a conspiracy to keep the truth hidden.

Being a fair-minded individual, I'm willing to accept that possibility.

You're right: It doesn't take much to provoke the true believers.