My favourite oddball story of the day, from AP via CTV.ca:
Police say a woman has been charged with sexual assault after a Santa at the Danbury Fair mall in Connecticut complained the woman groped him.
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,'' police Det. Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court Jan. 3.
Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the suspect was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.