
An interesting question to ask about a lizard
by
Bill Doskoch
on Tue 30 Oct 2007 03:36 PM EDT
Two ostensibly human life forms were on the College St. TTC streetcar this afternoon.
One of them has a lizard sitting motionless on his left knee.
He extolls the virtues of the lizard as a pet to the other guy, who has close-cropped hair, a chain around his neck and is wearing basketball shorts -- in short, kind of thuggish-looking. His eyes did not radiate intelligence.
The other guy grunted out one question about the approximately 25- to 30-centimetre-long lizard: "Does it suck dick?"
Bear in mind that the other guy delivered this question without a hint of humour or irony. In fact, he had me thinking that if the answer was 'yes,' TOG might consider getting a lizard for himself. Unfortunately for him, the pet owner answered in the negative.
"No, she's a virgin," he replied. "She's a lady of high morals. She would never do anything like that."
"That thing stinks," observed the other guy.
"That would be me," said the owner. His hair condition suggested it had been some time since its last shampooing.
The other guy quickly excused himself and got off at Spadina.