From The Onion:

New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory

NEW YORK—The controversial new film throws previous theories of multiple planes into serious doubt.

Prohibitively High Rocket-Fuel Prices Bring Mideast Crisis To Standstill

BEIRUT, LEBANON—Lines at the pump extended for miles as frustrated Hezbollah soldiers waited for hours to fill up their Katushyas and Qassam-2s.

Iraqi authorities took four Iraqi men into custody in connection with the Jan. 7 kidnapping of Jill Carroll, a young American journalist who had been freelancing for the Christian Science Monitor.

She was held for 82 days. Her interpreter was killed when she was grabbed in a west Baghdad neighborhood.

More at this BBC story.