Warren Kinsella -- political spinmeister, author, blogger, middle-aged punk rocker -- can now add media columnist for the National Post to his list of accomplishments.

His first column is about the latest death rumours hitting the Post.

For whatever reason, the paper's continued unprofitability periodically triggers whispers the Aspers are about to shut it down.

But after reading Warren's column, I am now convinced the N-P is here forever! Or until it's not. Whichever comes first.