Here's a suggestion from Roach-o-Rama in Kensington Market:

Even Mom needs a bong

I'll take that under advisement.

On Thursday night, I went to a Canadian Journalism Foundation event billed as The Media, the Military and The Pollsters: Who's got the story on Afghanistan?

Lyse Doucette, the BBC's Afghanistan analyst, looks at the myriad problems holding back Afghanistan's development five years after the Taliban's overthrowal.