A young woman, about 21, is filling in two friends on the nickname of a mutual acquaintance: Dirty Al.

"I was going to my first kegger, and Al's roommate told me: 'Watch out for yourself. Al is looking to score tonight. He washed his sheets.'

"So me and a friend nicknamed him 'Dirty Al'!"

I was left to wonder about what Al's nickname might have been had he left the sheets as is.