On last night's Daily Show, Stephen Colbert was interviewing two people from the pornography industry who had joined the Republican Party.

"What was that?" asked Colbert, his nostrils twitching after a certain telltale sound.

"I farted," said the woman, whose name was Mary Carey. "I've never farted in an interview before. You're my first."

"Well, that's what we in the news business call 'an exclusive,'" said Colbert.