Given the choice between a new Takashi Miike movie or a doc on the greatest moments in infomercial history, what does one choose?

To me, it's no choice!

Here's the Bloor Cinema's blurb on One Missed Call. It screens at 9:30 p.m. (Bathurst and Bloor):

RUE MORGUE Magazine Presents CineMacabre: An Advance Screening of Takashi Miike’s
ONE MISSED CALL (Takashi Miike, Japan, 2003) ONE MISSED CALL brings together two of the hottest things happening in Asian cinema: renegade director Takashi (Ichi The Killer, Audition) Miike and the post-millennial horror wave of The Eye, The Ring and The Grudge. What results is one of Miike’s most satisfying commercial – but still bizarre – filmmaking efforts.
College student Yumi finds her friends dying around her in increasingly mysterious ways. The connection: each received a phone call from themselves three days in the future, at the exact moment of their deaths. Miike strains this premise through his weird brain to come up with a hybrid horror movie that grafts philosophy, touching sentiment, pitch black humour and social critique onto what initially seems to be a mere genre exercise. Join us for this one-off screening of this yet-to-be released gem that introduces eerie ghosts and subtle chills into Miike’s stylishly original world of shocking cruelty. One night only! Ghastly prizes! February 17

It's possible others would go with the infomercial. It screens at 9:15 p.m. at the Royal (608 College St.):

Telekino has compiled 75 mins of the greatest moments in Informercial history. Come see some of the finer moments in TV history on the big screen. Why wait until 3 in the morning to find out how to change your life?