
That was one faux-charming telemarketer
by
billdoskoch
on Thu 08 Dec 2005 04:00 PM EST
"Hi, is this ... Bill Dopkotch?" (female)
Me (tonelessly, physically stiffening as I suspect I'm now about to have precious seconds of my life pissed away by a telemarketer): Yes
"How are you!!" (very bubbly in tone)
Me (continuing with the toneless voice): Fine
"You have a great voice!!" (almost flirty)
Me (losing patience): Who are you and why are you calling?
"I'm calling on behalf of the Association of Retired Gazelle Gutters, and ..."
Me (with a bit of an "a-HA!"-driven inflection): "Thanks very much for calling!"
Click.