Salon speaks with James Bamford, the pre-eminent American journalist when it comes to investigating the National Security Agency. He says the agency's latest shenanigans are illegal.

I arrived back in Toronto at 6:55 p.m. ET after a totally uneventful flight from Edmonton.

However, I did doze off for a brief period, and that could have triggered some snoring, which if true, would have been unpleasant for the people in the seats around me.

If so, screw 'em. Karmic balance for the two screeching infants I had to put up with at the same time last year.

I never farted or even particularly burped, which should give me some positive credits.