Wednesday night, I'm riding westbound on the College Street car. As I cross Spadina, I'm looking northward  towards the Waverly Hotel/Silver Dollar Room.

A "woman," with long, straight hair that falls to mid-back, is crossing the street moving towards the hotel. What makes this odd is the "woman" is wearing a micro-miniskirt on a very cool, blustery night.

The "woman" was also wearing thong underwear -- a fact that became evident when the mini somehow became hiked above her asscheeks when she stumbled on her heels.

Now, to make this strange scene even stranger, as the streetcar passed her, I noticed the "woman" had a Fu Manchu mustache!

Plenty of people on the streetcar noticed this tableau, but no one giggled or commented. What good Torontonians! :)