I went into an Italian-dominant deli today to make a few small purchases.

On the door of the freezer was a sign saying "perogies for sale."

"Perogies?!" I told the clerk. "How would you feel if the Ukrainian delis started selling frozen ravioli?"

She had no response, which is appropriate, because the store's position is indefensible.

The next thing you know, Japanese stores will be offering chorizo, Latin stores will be selling nori and there will be souvlaki booths at Chinese street festivals (actually, the latter has already happened).