Someone caught this Tuesday in a TV interview with Hillary Duff: "Half of my friends didn't even know the tsunami happened."

I have no doubt of that, for some reason.

These were two I picked from a wire story on CTV.ca about the wars between the celebrity magazines over the break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

"We treat this stuff as if we're reporting on arms negotiation treaties or sports or politics. That's the way we tell a story."

- People Deputy Managing Editor Larry Hackett on covering Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's break-up.

In a very close second ...

"It's the biggest story since Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck broke up."

- Us Weekly Editor in Chief Janice Min