This is from the Onion's AV Club interview with Steve Earle ...

"The real problem with Nashville doesn't have to do with the music business, but living in a place with this many fucking Baptists. People come here from New York and L.A. expecting it to be a safer place to raise their kids, I guess because they're under the impression that it's easier to protect their kids from Baptists than gang members. That's not necessarily true."

FULL STORY: http://www.theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=4033