My entries?

1. BUSH TO TURKEY: So. Y'all think yer smarter than I am, huh?

TURKEY TO BUSH: Uh, Mr. President, everyone thinks I'm smarter than you are.

2. BUSH: The CIA tells me it's a slam dunk that these birds can fly. And when have they ever been wrong?

3. BUSH: You're either for Thanksgiving dinner or you're with the terrorists.

The winning entry (assuming anyone enters) will have to make me burst out laughing. There could be more than one winner, or there could be none.

If you're deemed a/the winner (I'm the judge and jury), I'll try and get you a bottle of the Jones Soda holiday flavour of your choice -- although it may be whatever flavour I have available. So be prepared to be flexible.

Happy mocking!

PS: Here's a White House news release that provides some background to the photo.

PPS: Some e-mail entries:

- This is what I'll do to that darn bin Laden if I get my hands on him.

- C'mon ya turkey! Where are the frickin' WMDs?

- OK, gobbler, now cough up those WMDs.