I get on the TTC subway at Kennedy. There's a guy exiting one car's set of doors. His outfit and demeanour screams drunk, mentally ill, homeless guy (in comparison, my outfit and demeanour merely whispers drunk, mentally ill, homeless guy).

I enter the car, and somebody had obviously pissed all over a seat.

The stench was horrible.

I moved to another car, but amazingly, somebody went and sat pretty much in the Hot Zone.

His nostrils must be much more clogged than mine.