... Reads Lady Gaga's Poker Face out loud:

And if that's not enough, here's a dose of the real thing: the Lady herself performing Love Game, which includes the following unforgettable verse:

Lets have some fun
this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride
On your disco stick

Globe and Mail corro Doug Saunders, travelling through Romania, found that cab drivers loved that tune (Saunders is doing 20th-anniversary coverage of the fall of the Berlin Wall).

When I said in a tweet I could only take 10 seconds of that song, he replied: "10 seconds is all it takes."

From YouTube:

The Telegraph story is here (seen first on Twitter).

I don't understand a goddamn thing being said, but the beauty of this clip is, you don't have to! (seen first on Twitter)

Addendum

A colleague who speaks some Japanese offers up a few snippets of the dialogue (thanks, Phil!)

I went over to World Net Daily (www.wnd.com) to see what they had to say about U.S. President Barack Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize -- and I found this!

Follow the bouncing tweets!

The next best thing to the ultimate battle between good and evil: